bye handjobs giv u so much power like..at any given moment u could just stop and squeeze his dick in ur palm until he dies
white mom: quit roughhousing!
white son: fuck u mom
white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?
white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!
white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*
Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day
I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW THIS IS MY BIRTH MONTH
if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it
|Abuela:||mijo, te hago un sanwich?|
|Me:||no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.|
|Abuela:||te parto fruta?|
|Abuela:||no quieres un jugo de naranja?|
|Abuela:||un vaso de agua?|
|Me:||no, de veras estoy bien.|
|Abuela:||come mierda pues.|
I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy
because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless
and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.
I’m sad, lonely, and hopelessly trying to beat the next level of flappy golf and life before my head breaks open again.
Never sleep tho