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fichty:

bye handjobs giv u so much power like..at any given moment u could just stop and squeeze his dick in ur palm until he dies

(via rosaparking)

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

(via gasoilne)

avatron9000:

its-been-nice-existing:

Wake Me Up When September Ends - Green Day

I HOPE YOU ALL KNOW THIS IS MY BIRTH MONTH

(via veganmetamorphmagus)

forevercemetery:

if you’re thinking something nice about someone you should always say it

(Source: drakeboner, via cutedean)

puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

(via ruinedchildhood)

Abuela:mijo, te hago un sanwich?
Me:no, gracias abuela acabo de comer.
Abuela:te parto fruta?
Me:no, gracias.
Abuela:no quieres un jugo de naranja?
Me:no abuela.
Abuela:un vaso de agua?
Me:no, de veras estoy bien.
Abuela:come mierda pues.

physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass

(Source: frankoceanfanclub, via aduhm)

Robin Williams (via skateeofmind)

(via phiillophobia)

I think the saddest people always try their hardest to make people happy

because they know what it’s like to feel absolutely worthless

and they don’t want anyone else to feel like that.

usernamepresure:

I’m sad, lonely, and hopelessly trying to beat the next level of flappy golf and life before my head breaks open again.

Never sleep tho

rneerkat:

bewbin:

rneerkat:

donuts + running = no

then do nut run 

thats being glazy

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